I’ve been traveling for work quite a bit lately. Had some downtime in the airports and picked up a few traveling jokes along the way. I wouldn’t recommend this one if you get pulled over by a police officer though:
Have you been drinking?
Woman is speeding and gets pulled over. Officer asks her to step out of the car. “Ma’am I noticed your eyes were a little bloodshot. Were you drinking?
With a “sweet” reply, the woman says, “Sir, I noticed your eyes were glazed. Were you eating donuts?”
The Poor Limo Driver
Have you heard about the poor limo driver who was driving for 10 years without a single customer?
All those years and nothing to chauffeur it.